Joke Topic - 'Trust' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Trust'.

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.

Which animal should you never trust?
A cheetah.

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.

Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.

How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't. They're born that way.

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.

What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake?
A feather boa constrictor.