Joke Topic - 'Trust'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Trust'.

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.

Which animal should you never trust?
A cheetah.

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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.

How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?

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