Joke Topic - 'Trunks'

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.

Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.