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Joke Topic - 'Trunks' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Trunks'.

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look silly carrying suitcases.
Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.

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