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Joke Topic - 'Trunks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trunks'.

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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.


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Cows

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
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Dracula

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Husbands

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
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Bees

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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Kissed

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

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