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Joke Topic - 'Trunks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trunks'.

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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.


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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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Bakers

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Monster

Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.
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Hello

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
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Bigamy

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Neatly

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.

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