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Joke Topic - 'Trunks'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trunks'.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Cows
Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
Dracula
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
He was a right pain in the neck.
Favorite
What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
A wrap!
Lawyers
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
To get to the car accident on the other side.
Cows
Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
Moosouri.
Chocolate
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Husbands
Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
In the dictionary.
Bees
What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
A bee flying backwards.
Kissed
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
It's a real pain in the neck.
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