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Joke Topic - 'Trunks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trunks'.

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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.


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Unwilling

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
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Bird

How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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Strawberries

Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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Cannibals

Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
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Young

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
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Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

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