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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
Women Drivers
Don't stand in her way if your wife wants to learn to drive.
Boyfriends
Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
Gravity
What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
Change
Madness takes its toll. Please have the exact change.
Quasimodo
How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
Books
Old bookkeepers never die; they just lose their figures.
Lightbulbs
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you must nag him for a fortnight first.
Roosters
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.