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Joke Topic - 'Trunks'


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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.


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Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
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Father Christmas

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
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Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
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Enthusiasm

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
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Teacher

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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Sandwich

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Prison

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
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Zoo

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
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Incompetence

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

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