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Joke Topic - 'Trumpet'


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What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.


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Abbreviation

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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Water

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
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Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
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Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
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Multitasking

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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Girlfriends

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
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Sail

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.

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