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Joke Topic - 'Trumpet'


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What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.


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Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
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Politicians

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Weddings

What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Ghosts

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
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Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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Shopping

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
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Roman

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.
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Teachers

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.

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