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Joke Topic - 'Trumpet'

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What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.

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Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.

Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."


'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.


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Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.


If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.


Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.

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