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Joke Topic - 'Trumpet'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trumpet'.

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What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.


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Drunk

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Pizza

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
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Blackmail

You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
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Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Pigs

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
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Ducks

What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
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Monsters

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Vampires

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!

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