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Joke Topic - 'Truck'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Truck'.


Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.

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Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.


What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.


What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.


When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.


How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.


The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.


How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.


Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.


How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.

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