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Joke Topic - 'Truck'


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Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.


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Smiling

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
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Drivers

What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screw driver.
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Umpire

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.
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Scotsman

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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Lawyer

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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Paris

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.
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Candles

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
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Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Cows

How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.

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