Joke Topic - 'Truck'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Truck'.

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.

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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'

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