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Joke Topic - 'Truck'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Truck'.


Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.

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Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.


What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screw driver.


What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.


How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.


He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.


What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.


Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.


How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.

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