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Joke Topic - 'Trousers'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Trousers'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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My brother's trousers were split right down the back. He said, 'Mum says they're my Van Winkle trousers.'
I said, 'What does she mean by that?'
He said, 'They've got a Rip in them.'
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What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'


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What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
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Cheese

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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Synonyms

Is there another word for synonym?
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Baseball

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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Stupid

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
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Oranges

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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Cemetery

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Favorite

What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.

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