My brother's trousers were split right down the back. He said, 'Mum says they're my Van Winkle trousers.'
I said, 'What does she mean by that?'
He said, 'They've got a Rip in them.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cows
What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
Cheese
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Synonyms
Is there another word for synonym?
Baseball
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
Cucumbers
A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
Stupid
It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
Oranges
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
Cemetery
Filming in cemetery angers residents
Favorite
What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.