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Joke Topic - 'Trousers'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Trousers'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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My brother's trousers were split right down the back. He said, 'Mum says they're my Van Winkle trousers.'
I said, 'What does she mean by that?'
He said, 'They've got a Rip in them.'
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What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'


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What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
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