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Joke Topic - 'Trousers'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Trousers'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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My brother's trousers were split right down the back. He said, 'Mum says they're my Van Winkle trousers.'
I said, 'What does she mean by that?'
He said, 'They've got a Rip in them.'
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What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'


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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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Owl

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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Violin

What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.
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Cars

Do me a favor...Steal this car.
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Hippies

What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.
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Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
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Bachelors

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.

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