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Joke Topic - 'Trousers'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Trousers'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.

My brother's trousers were split right down the back. He said, 'Mum says they're my Van Winkle trousers.'
I said, 'What does she mean by that?'
He said, 'They've got a Rip in them.'

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'

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