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Joke Topic - 'Trouble'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Trouble'.
My sister got me into trouble the other day.
She said, Mum, he's broken my dolly.'
My mum said, 'How did that happen?'
My sister said, 'Well I was hitting him on the head with it, and it broke.'
She said, Mum, he's broken my dolly.'
My mum said, 'How did that happen?'
My sister said, 'Well I was hitting him on the head with it, and it broke.'
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
Trouble.
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