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Joke Topic - 'Trouble'


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My sister got me into trouble the other day.
She said, Mum, he's broken my dolly.'
My mum said, 'How did that happen?'
My sister said, 'Well I was hitting him on the head with it, and it broke.'


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Exam

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
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Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Spaceships

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
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Roman

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Cannibals

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Judges

Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."
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Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

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