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Joke Topic - 'Trouble'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Trouble'.


My sister got me into trouble the other day.
She said, Mum, he's broken my dolly.'
My mum said, 'How did that happen?'
My sister said, 'Well I was hitting him on the head with it, and it broke.'

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?

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Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.


Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.


What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!


What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!


Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?

King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.


Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.


Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.


I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

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