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Joke Topic - 'Trouble'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trouble'.

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My sister got me into trouble the other day.
She said, Mum, he's broken my dolly.'
My mum said, 'How did that happen?'
My sister said, 'Well I was hitting him on the head with it, and it broke.'


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Christmas

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
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Money

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
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Cannibals

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
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Motorists

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
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Pigs

Pigs might fly but this one drives
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Music

If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
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Doctors

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'

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