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Joke Topic - 'Trouble'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trouble'.


My sister got me into trouble the other day.
She said, Mum, he's broken my dolly.'
My mum said, 'How did that happen?'
My sister said, 'Well I was hitting him on the head with it, and it broke.'

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