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Joke Topic - 'Trouble'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Trouble'.

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My sister got me into trouble the other day.
She said, Mum, he's broken my dolly.'
My mum said, 'How did that happen?'
My sister said, 'Well I was hitting him on the head with it, and it broke.'
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What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.


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Wrinkles

Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.
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Scary

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
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Candle

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?
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King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
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Cats

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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