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Joke Topic - 'Travel'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Travel'.

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How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.


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Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
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Boat

Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport
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Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
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Ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
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Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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The Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
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Advice

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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Birthdays

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
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Chilli

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

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