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Joke Topic - 'Travel'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Travel'.
How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
By icicle.
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
By iceicle.
What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
A postage stamp.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Software
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Snails
I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
Elephants
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
Horses
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
A zebra.
Kitchen
What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.
Linoleum blown-apart.
Trousers
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
Golf Balls
Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!
They don't have steering wheels!
Knock Knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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