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Joke Topic - 'Travel'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Travel'.

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How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.


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Dogs

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
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Alcohol

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Ignorance

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
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Wisdom

What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
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Whales

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
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People

Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.
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Robbery

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Engineers

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"

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