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Joke Topic - 'Travel'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Travel'.

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How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.


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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Snails

I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Kitchen

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.
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Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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Golf Balls

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!

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