Joke Topic - 'Travel'

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"

Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"