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Joke Topic - 'Travel'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Travel'.
How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
By icicle.
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
By iceicle.
What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
A postage stamp.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Jewel
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.
Divorce
What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
A divorce-he.
Vampires
Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Dead
Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
Prison
Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
History
Why is history just like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates.
Because it's full of dates.
Ring
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Girlfriends
Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
Trees
What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
They pine a lot.
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