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Joke Topic - 'Travel'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Travel'.

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How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.


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Jewel

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.
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Divorce

What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Dead

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
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History

Why is history just like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates.
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Ring

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
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Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.

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