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Joke Topic - 'Travel'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Travel'.

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How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.


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Death

A fate worse than death is better than dying
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
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Alcohol

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Pigs

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
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Sheep

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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Politics

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.

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