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Joke Topic - 'Travel'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Travel'.


How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.


I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.


Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.


Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.


What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.


What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.

Golf Balls

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!

Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!

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