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Joke Topic - 'Travel'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Travel'.

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How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.


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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
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Waiters

How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.
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Scottish

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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Owl

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
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Computers

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

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