Joke Topic - 'Travel'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Travel'.

How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.

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Cheese

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.

I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.

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