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Joke Topic - 'Travel Agents'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Travel Agents'.


Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."

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Give him a taste of his own medicine.

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Who's there ?
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A piebald horse pulling a cart.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
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She gave him the cold shoulder.


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A canoe sometimes tips.

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