Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Reincarnation
Did you hear about the lawyer that believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.
Marriage
Marriage: The first union to defy management.
Light Bulbs
How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.
Ape
What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.
Frog
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
Cars
My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br>
I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
Weddings
My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.
Vanity
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
Strawberry
Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.