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Joke Topic - 'Travel Agents'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Travel Agents'.

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Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."


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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..
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Pianos

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
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Roman

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.
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Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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Girlfriends

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.
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Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?

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