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Joke Topic - 'Travel Agents'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Travel Agents'.

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Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
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Budgie

What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
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A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
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Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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Noses

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
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Zebras

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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Batman

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
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Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.

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