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Joke Topic - 'Travel Agents'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Travel Agents'.

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Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."


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Economists

Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
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Blondes

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Labor

Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well
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Cows

Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
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Omlette

Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
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Strike

Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay
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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.

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