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Joke Topic - 'Travel Agents'


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Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."


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Reincarnation

Did you hear about the lawyer that believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.
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Marriage

Marriage: The first union to defy management.
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Light Bulbs

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.
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Ape

What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.
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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
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Cars

My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
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Weddings

My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

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