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Joke Topic - 'Trampolines'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trampolines'.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!


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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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Parrots

What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
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Patient

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
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Blood

I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
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Best Behavior

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.
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Blondes

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.

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