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Joke Topic - 'Trampolines'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trampolines'.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!


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Judges

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
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Hen

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
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Politicians

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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Santa Claus

How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
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Cargo

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
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Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Elementary

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.

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