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Joke Topic - 'Trampolines'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trampolines'.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
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Rush

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Cow

What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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Cars

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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