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Joke Topic - 'Trampolines'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trampolines'.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!


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Thieves

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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Robbery

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Computers

Another megabytes the dust.
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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Computers

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Christmas

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

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