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Joke Topic - 'Trampolines'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trampolines'.


What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.


If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.


Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.


Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.


The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.


What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.


What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.

Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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