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Joke Topic - 'Traffic Wardens'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Traffic Wardens'.

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What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.


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Laughs

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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Peace And Quiet

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.
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Cats

What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.

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