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Joke Topic - 'Traffic Lights'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Traffic Lights'.

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What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!


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Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
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Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
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Money

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
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Houses

A man's house is his hassle.
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Birds

What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
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Sorry

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
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Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!

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