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Joke Topic - 'Traffic Lights'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Traffic Lights'.

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What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!


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Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
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Ghosts

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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Political

Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
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Scotsman

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
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Debate

Debate about hanging suspended
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Permanent

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.

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