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Joke Topic - 'Traffic Jam'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Traffic Jam'.


What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.

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What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.


Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.


Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.


Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.


What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.


Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.

Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

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