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Joke Topic - 'Traffic Jam'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Traffic Jam'.

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What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.


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Burglar

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
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Time Travel

There's no future in time travel
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
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Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
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Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
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Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
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Bosses

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
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Bees

Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.

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