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Joke Topic - 'Traffic Jam'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Traffic Jam'.

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What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
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Trumpets

What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
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Girlfriends

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
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Marry

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
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Crawling

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.

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