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Joke Topic - 'Traffic Jam'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Traffic Jam'.


What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.

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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.


What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.


I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.


William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!

Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.


When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.


Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.


They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.

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