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Joke Topic - 'Traffic Jam'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Traffic Jam'.

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What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.


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Lettuce

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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Politicians

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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Helicopter

What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.
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Nurses

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
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Dentists

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.
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Farmer

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

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