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Joke Topic - 'Traffic Jam'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Traffic Jam'.

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What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.


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Cannibals

What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
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Hoarse

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
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Doctors

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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Look

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.
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Ghosts

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

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