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Joke Topic - 'Traffic Cops' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Traffic Cops'.

A traffic cop flagged down a motorist and said, 'I'm arresting you for going through three red lights.'
'Yeah, well, I'm color blind,' said the motorist.
'In addition to that, you exceeded the speed limit,' said the policeman.
'So what?' said the motorist.
' And on top of all that, you were going the wrong way down a one-way street,' added the officer.
'' I always did have a lousy sense of direction,' said the motorist with a smile.
At that point, his wife leaned forward from the back seat and said, 'Don't pay any attention to him, officer. He always talks like this when he's had a few drinks.'
After a police officer has stopped a driver for speeding, he tells him to get out of the car. He looks the man over and says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice that your eyes are a little bloodshot." Have you had a drink?
The man gets angry and says, 'Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?'
Traffic Cop: Lady, you're under arrest for speeding.
Lady Driver: I wasn't a speeding officer, though I did just pass a few men drivers who were. You should arrest them.

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