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Joke Topic - 'Toys'


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What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!


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Money

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Whales

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
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Girlfriends

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
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Scotsman

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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Walk

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.

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