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Joke Topic - 'Tourists' - 10 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 10 jokes on the topic - 'Tourists'.
A train in India was going very, very slowly, and a group of American tourists were growing increasingly impatient. Finally, when it stopped for about the hundredth time, one of the tourists got out, walked to the front of the train, and asked the train driver, 'Can't you go any faster?'
'Oh, yes, sir' replied the driver, 'but I've not allowed to leave the train.'
3>'Oh, yes, sir' replied the driver, 'but I've not allowed to leave the train.'
An English tourist is on holiday in a Cornish village when he spots what is obviously the village idiot sitting next to the horse trough. In his hand is an old stick, and tied to the end is a piece of string which is dangling in the water. The tourist decides to humor the fellow and asks: 'Have you caught anything yet?' The village idiot looks up and studies the stranger, before saying: 'Aye, you be the seventh today.'
3>How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
2>Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter one asked the blonde employee, 'Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?' The girl leaned over the counter and said, 'Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiiiing.'
5>Tourist: Hello. Do you farm around here?
Cornish Farmer: Aye.
Tourist: Fantastic day isn't it?
Cornish Farmer: Aye.
Tourist: Have you lived here all of your life?
Cornish Farmer: Not yet.
3>Cornish Farmer: Aye.
Tourist: Fantastic day isn't it?
Cornish Farmer: Aye.
Tourist: Have you lived here all of your life?
Cornish Farmer: Not yet.
Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
2>Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries its own trunk.
2>Something that carries its own trunk.
What is green, has two arms, two legs, and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
1>A seasick tourist.
What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.
1>Two seasick tourists.
Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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