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Joke Topic - 'Tortoise' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Tortoise'.
The psychiatrist was surprised to see a tortoise come into his office.
'What can I do for you?' asked the psychiatrist?'
'I'm terribly shy,' said the tortoise, 'I want you to cure me of that.'
'No problem. I'll soon have you out of your shell.'
3>'What can I do for you?' asked the psychiatrist?'
'I'm terribly shy,' said the tortoise, 'I want you to cure me of that.'
'No problem. I'll soon have you out of your shell.'
What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagents and comes back with last week's newspaper.
2>You get an animal that goes to the newsagents and comes back with last week's newspaper.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
2>Graveyards
Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
2>Blondes
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it.
2>Because they can spell it.
Blondes
How do you confuse a blonde?
Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.
2>Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.
Potatoes
What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.
2>A jacket potato.
Laughter
You should laugh at your problems; everyone else does.
2>Scottish
My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry; the confetti was filthy.
2>Lumberjacks
I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
2>Bankers
Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
2>He lost interest.