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Joke Topic - 'Tortoise' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Tortoise'.
The psychiatrist was surprised to see a tortoise come into his office.
'What can I do for you?' asked the psychiatrist?'
'I'm terribly shy,' said the tortoise, 'I want you to cure me of that.'
'No problem. I'll soon have you out of your shell.'
'What can I do for you?' asked the psychiatrist?'
'I'm terribly shy,' said the tortoise, 'I want you to cure me of that.'
'No problem. I'll soon have you out of your shell.'
What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagents and comes back with last week's newspaper.
You get an animal that goes to the newsagents and comes back with last week's newspaper.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lies
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Attila.
Attila Who?
Attila you no lies.
Who's there?
Attila.
Attila Who?
Attila you no lies.
Thieves
Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
Cannibals
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
They had a feast of fun.
Blondes
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
Both are empty from the neck up.
Both are empty from the neck up.
Laughter
You might as well laugh at yourself occasionally; everyone else does.
Cannibals
1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
American
Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
In Moo York.
Marriage
Harry: My wife speaks through her nose.
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
Snowmen
Why don't snowmen marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
They always get cold feet at the last minute.