The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cats
My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
Convicts
What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
Dentists
I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
Lawyers
Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
Maggot
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
Scottish
What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
Lawyers
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
Teddy Bear
What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
Bagpipes
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!