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Joke Topic - 'Tooth'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Tooth'.

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The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
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What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.


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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
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Convicts

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
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Dentists

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
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Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Scottish

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
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Lawyers

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
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Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!

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