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Joke Topic - 'Too Much Time'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Too Much Time'.


Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."


What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.

A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.


He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.


Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.


You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?

No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max who?
Max no difference to me.

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