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Joke Topic - 'Too Much Time'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Too Much Time'.
Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
He had too much time on his hands.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fleas
Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
Beauty
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Food
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
Golf
Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
Threatening
Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
Steak
Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
His job was at steak.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
Bananas
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Because he couldn't find a date.
Cheese
What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Edam.
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