Joke Topic - 'Too Much Time'

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."

Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.

Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.