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Joke Topic - 'Too Much Time'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Too Much Time'.

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Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.


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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
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Threatening

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
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Steak

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Cheese

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.

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