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Joke Topic - 'Too Much Time'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Too Much Time'.

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Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.


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Clothes

Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Green

What is large and green and spends all day sitting in a corner on its own?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
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Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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Cats

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T
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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
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Less

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.

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