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Joke Topic - 'Too Much Time'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Too Much Time'.


Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.

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Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.


Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?


Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.


What is large and green and spends all day sitting in a corner on its own?
The Incredible Sulk.


Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.


And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T


My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura who?
Maura less.

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