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Joke Topic - 'Too Much Time'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Too Much Time'.

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Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.


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Journalists

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Dogs

What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
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Elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
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Cars

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.

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