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Joke Topic - 'Too Much Time'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Too Much Time'.
Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
He had too much time on his hands.
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Journalists
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
Rabbit
What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
A millionhare.
A Rooster
What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
Sharpest
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Dogs
What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!
Bone appetite!
Doughnut
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
Elephant
Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
Cars
You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
No Difference
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
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