Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Clothes
Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.
Blondes
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
Blondes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
Green
What is large and green and spends all day sitting in a corner on its own?
The Incredible Sulk.
Prison
Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
Light Bulbs
How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
Cats
And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T
Pigs
My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
Less
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.