Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - T / Joke Topic - Tony Curtis - 1

Joke Topic - 'Tony Curtis'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tony Curtis'.


Johnny wanted to look suave for the local dance so he slipped into the local barber shop. "I want a Tony Curtis haircut." So Taffy started trimming around the back with the clippers. Then he started going higher and higher with them till Johnny started to get a bit worried. But like most barbers, this one had verbal diarrhea, and was yapping non stop about movies and movie stars. "Yeah, I like Tony Curtis too." as he trimmed up and over Johnny's ears. "Wasn't he great in 'The King and I'?"

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.


Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.


What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.


What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.


What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.


Save the whales - collect the whole set


Xerox never comes up with anything original.


What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.

This is page 1 of 1