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Joke Topic - 'Tonic'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Tonic'.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.


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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
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Exorcists

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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Rabbits

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
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Books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?

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