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Joke Topic - 'Tonic'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Tonic'.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.


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