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Joke Topic - 'Tomatoes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tomatoes'.

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A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.


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What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
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Dogs

What breed of dog gets on everyone's nerves?
A great pane.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
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Deodorant

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Cannibals

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

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