Joke Topic - 'Tomatoes'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tomatoes'.

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.

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