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Joke Topic - 'Tomatoes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tomatoes'.

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A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.


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The Bell

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
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Athletes

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
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Horses

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
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Parrots

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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Emergency

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"
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Synonyms

Is there another word for synonym?
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Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
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Lawyer

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.

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