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Joke Topic - 'Tomatoes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tomatoes'.

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A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.


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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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Dogs

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Students

I is a university student
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Athletes

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
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Cow

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.
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Crawling

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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Lawyers

What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.

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