Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Snakes
What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
Dogs
What breed of dog gets on everyone's nerves?
A great pane.
Ghosts
What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
A Big Mouth
What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
Deodorant
You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
Paranoid
How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
Cannibals
Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
A Pack Of Cards
My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'