Here are some randomly selected joke topics
The Bell
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
Athletes
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
Horses
What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
Parrots
What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Emergency
"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an
actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"
Synonyms
Is there another word for synonym?
Cows
Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
Lawyer
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
Water
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.