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Joke Topic - 'Tomatoes'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tomatoes'.
A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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Mother-in-law
What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
Dogs
Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
In Bark-lays Bank.
Coffee
Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
Students
I is a university student
Cows
What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
Decalfinated!
Athletes
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
Mistle-toes.
Cow
What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.
A steak out.
Crawling
They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
Lawyers
What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.
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