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Joke Topic - 'Tomatoes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tomatoes'.

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A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.


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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Elephants

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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Snow

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
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Better Judgement

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
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Basketball

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.

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