Joke Topic - 'Tomatoes'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tomatoes'.

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

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The Bell

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"

Is there another word for synonym?

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.

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