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Joke Topic - 'Toilets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Toilets'.

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Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?


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Fool

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
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Potatoes

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
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Christmas

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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Old

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.

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