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Joke Topic - 'Toilets'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Toilets'.


Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?

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What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'


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Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
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You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.


Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.


Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!


Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.

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