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Joke Topic - 'Toilets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Toilets'.

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Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?


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Man

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
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French

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.
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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Fish

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
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Patient

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.

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