Joke Topic - 'Toffee' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Toffee'.

What do you call a train carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.

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If athletes get athletes' foot. What disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.

In any office, you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

Why was the baby firefly awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.

What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!