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Joke Topic - 'Toe Nails'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Toe Nails'.

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They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.


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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Sings

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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Screaming

Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.
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Honk

Honk If Anything Falls Off
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Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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Lorry

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
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Elbow

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.

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