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Joke Topic - 'Toe Nails'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Toe Nails'.
They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.
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Barbers
How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
Eclipse it.
Sings
What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
Elvis Parsley.
Succeed
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Screaming
Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.
Honk
Honk If Anything Falls Off
Dogs
When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
When he is a boxer.
Cows
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Spoiled milk.
Lorry
What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
A toe truck.
Elbow
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.
Your right elbow.
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