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Joke Topic - 'Toe Nails'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Toe Nails'.


They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.

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How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.


Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.


What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.


Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.


Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.


William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!


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We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.

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