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Joke Topic - 'Toe Nails'


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They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.


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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Read

If you can't read
Watch this space
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Bedbugs

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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Moles

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.

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