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Joke Topic - 'Toe Nails'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Toe Nails'.

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They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.


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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
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Rabbits

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
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Snowmen

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Offers

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

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