Joke Topic - 'Toe Nails'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Toe Nails'.

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.

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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

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