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Joke Topic - 'Toast'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Toast'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Egon.
Egon who?
Egon toast.
Who's there?
Egon.
Egon who?
Egon toast.
My uncle was talking to this egg. He said, 'I'm ever so sorry little egg but I'm about to fry you.'
The egg said, 'Are you having me on?'
My uncle said, 'Of course I am. I'm having you on toast.'
The egg said, 'Are you having me on?'
My uncle said, 'Of course I am. I'm having you on toast.'
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