My uncle was talking to this egg. He said, 'I'm ever so sorry little egg but I'm about to fry you.'
The egg said, 'Are you having me on?'
My uncle said, 'Of course I am. I'm having you on toast.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Sliced Bread
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
Parrots
What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
Time Travel
There's no future in time travel
Disco
I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
Cannibals
Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."
Cats
Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
Exams
Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.