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Joke Topic - 'Toast'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Toast'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Egon.
Egon who?
Egon toast.
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My uncle was talking to this egg. He said, 'I'm ever so sorry little egg but I'm about to fry you.'
The egg said, 'Are you having me on?'
My uncle said, 'Of course I am. I'm having you on toast.'


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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
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There's no future in time travel
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I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Cannibals

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
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Exams

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.

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