Chefs
Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
Horses
What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play.
Blondes
Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A man who told one too many blonde jokes.
Blondes
What's the secret to getting a laugh out of a blonde on Monday mornings?
Share a funny joke with them on Friday night.
Father Christmas
Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
Anger
Did you hear about the angry inchworm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
Cats
Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
Stupid
Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail around the world single-handed?
Rush
Don't rush me; I get paid by the hour.