Joke Topic - 'Tires' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Tires'.

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.

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How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'

What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.

I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.

How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.

What books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.

Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!

How many drunk Irishmen are needed to change a light bulb.
100. Someone holds the light bulb, and 99 people drink until the room spins.

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.