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Joke Topic - 'Tired' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Tired'.
The new maid was the slowest thing on two feet. It took her three times as long as anyone else to do anything. One day, the boss of the house reached her boiling point. 'You're worse than a snail,' she screamed.
'Tell me, Mary, is there anything you can do quickly?'
Mary thought for a moment and then replied, 'Get tired.'
3>'Tell me, Mary, is there anything you can do quickly?'
Mary thought for a moment and then replied, 'Get tired.'
Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
1>The wheels. They are always tired.
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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
1>Annette.
Stupid
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
1>Sandy.
Judges
Did you hear about the blacksmith who appeared in court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
1>The judge found him guilty of forging.
Pandas
What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
1>Just the bear necessities.
Teachers
Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?
1>William: The Juve-Niles?
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
1>Next, please.
Butlers
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
1>Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
1>Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.