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Joke Topic - 'Tired' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Tired'.
The new maid was the slowest thing on two feet. It took her three times as long as anyone else to do anything. One day, the boss of the house reached her boiling point. 'You're worse than a snail,' she screamed.
'Tell me, Mary, is there anything you can do quickly?'
Mary thought for a moment and then replied, 'Get tired.'
'Tell me, Mary, is there anything you can do quickly?'
Mary thought for a moment and then replied, 'Get tired.'
Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
The wheels. They are always tired.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Soda
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
Cows
What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.
Lean beef.
Vampires
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
Do you do home deliveries?
Dizzy
Good turns make me dizzy.
Girlfriends
Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face, they feel sympathetic.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face, they feel sympathetic.
Goats
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
Drinking
I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
Elephants
Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Bowling
Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
In the gutter.