Joke Topic - 'Tinsel'

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!

Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.

What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.