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Joke Topic - 'Tinsel'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tinsel'.

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What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.


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Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
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Bees

What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
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Skeleton

Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
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Bosses

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
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Minimum

What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.
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Doctors

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.

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