Joke Topic - 'Tinsel'

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'

What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.

Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.

What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.