Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Amnesia
Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
Story
What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
Rush
Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
Paranoid
Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
Frogs
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
Repent
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marion.
Marion, who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure.
Books
How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
Soap
Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
Clocks
This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'