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Joke Topic - 'Tinsel'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tinsel'.

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What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.


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Amnesia

Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
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Story

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Repent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marion.
Marion, who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure.
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Books

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

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