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Joke Topic - 'Tinsel'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tinsel'.

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What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.


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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Scarf

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
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Marriage

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Ghosts

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.

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