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Joke Topic - 'Tinsel'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tinsel'.

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What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.


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Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
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Young

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
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Wolf

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Friendship

30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
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Bad Luck

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
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Farmers

A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9
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Elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.

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