Joke Topic - 'Tinsel'

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?

A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.