Joke Topic - 'Tinsel'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tinsel'.

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.

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Policemen

Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.

"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.

Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.

A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."

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