Joke Topic - 'Tidy'

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.

Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.