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Joke Topic - 'Tidy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tidy'.

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What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.


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Ghosts

What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?
Boo-boos.
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Whales

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
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Christmas

What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.
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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
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Cows

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.

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