Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Drunk
Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
Politicians
Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
Skeletons
Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
Bagpipes
Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
Banana
Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
Nose
How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
Like
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
Bus
Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.
Calendar
Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?