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Joke Topic - 'Tidy'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tidy'.


What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.

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How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.


My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.


What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.


What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.


Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.


Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.


Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".

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