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Joke Topic - 'Tidy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tidy'.

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What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.


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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
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Butter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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Mushrooms

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!
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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
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Jeans

Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.
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Imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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