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Joke Topic - 'Tidy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tidy'.

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What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.


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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Sausages

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Eat

What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
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Prisoners

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".

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