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Joke Topic - 'Tidy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tidy'.

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What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.


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Wolf

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.
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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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Snails

I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.
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Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
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Monster

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity
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Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?
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Quasimodo

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
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William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.

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