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Joke Topic - 'Tidy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tidy'.

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What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.


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Drunk

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
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Politicians

Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Bagpipes

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
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Banana

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Nose

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
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Bus

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?

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