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Joke Topic - 'Ticks'


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What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!


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Blondes

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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The Future

The future isn't what it used to be.
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Blondes

Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
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Hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
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Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
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Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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