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Joke Topic - 'Ticks'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ticks'.


What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!

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What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.


A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?


What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.

The Future

The future isn't what it used to be.


Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.


Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?


'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'

Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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