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Joke Topic - 'Ticks'

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What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!

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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.


What do you call a lady magician?

Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.

King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.


Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.

Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.


Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don who?
Don take me for granted.

Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.

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