Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - T / Joke Topic - Ticks - 1

Joke Topic - 'Ticks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ticks'.

$text4

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
$text4

Magicians

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
$text4

Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
$text4

King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
$text4

Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
$text4

Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
$text4

Nature

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
$text4

For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
$text4

Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.

This is page 1 of 1