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Joke Topic - 'Tickets' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Tickets'.
Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
1>It's just the ticket.
He has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
1>If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
1>Man to travel agent: 'Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation.'
Agent: 'Sorry, sir, but the moon is full.'
2>Agent: 'Sorry, sir, but the moon is full.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Police
What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
2>A crime watch.
Cows
Did you hear about the wealthy Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
2>He became a milk sheikh.
Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
2>Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
Cats
Joe: I've got a cat who can say his name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
2>Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
Elephants
Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
2>Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
Knights
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
2>It's knight life.
Husbands
Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
2>Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
Mistakes
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
2>Advice
The person who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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