Joke Topic - 'Tickets' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Tickets'.

Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.

He has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets

Man to travel agent: 'Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation.'
Agent: 'Sorry, sir, but the moon is full.'

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doesn't have any on her head.

What did the blonde say to the physicist?
Why, I just
love
nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.

What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.

Jess: I haven't slept for days, and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!