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Joke Topic - 'Three Bears'


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Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.


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Gorillas

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
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Abdominable

What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.
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Maths

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
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An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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Minimum

What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

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