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Joke Topic - 'Three Bears'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Three Bears'.

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Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.


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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
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Sings

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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Dentists

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
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Kitten

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.

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