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Joke Topic - 'Threatening'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Threatening'.

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Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence


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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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Insanity

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Piglets

Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
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Football

What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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Vampires

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.

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