Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Multitasking
Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
Gnomes
Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
Mudpack
John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
School
Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
Athletes
If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
Ghosts
Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
Politicians
Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
Marriage
My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
Teachers
In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.