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Joke Topic - 'Thought'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Thought'.

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I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
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I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!


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Multitasking

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
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Mudpack

John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
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Politicians

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
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Marriage

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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Teachers

In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.

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