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Joke Topic - 'This Morning'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'This Morning'.


I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.


A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.


How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."


What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.


Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.


What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.


I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.


Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.

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