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Joke Topic - 'This Morning'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'This Morning'.

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I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.


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Government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
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Locked

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I'm knocking.
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Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Travels

What do you call a wizard who travels in outer space?
A flying sorcerer.
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King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
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Mother Nature

When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.
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Confession

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
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Insomnia

Wakeup to insomnia
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.

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