Joke Topic - 'This Morning'

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.