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Joke Topic - 'This Morning'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'This Morning'.


I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.

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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.


What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.


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Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.

The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.


Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas who?
Midas well come in.


Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.

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