Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - T / Joke Topic - This Morning - 1

Joke Topic - 'This Morning'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'This Morning'.

$text4

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
$text4

Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
$text4

Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
$text4

Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
$text4

Garlic

Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
$text4

The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.
$text4

Diplomacy

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
$text4

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
$text4

Christmas

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.

This is page 1 of 1