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Joke Topic - 'This Morning'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'This Morning'.


I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.


What do you call a baby ant?
An inf-ant.


Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?


Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.


You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.


Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?


How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.


What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.

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