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Joke Topic - 'This Morning'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'This Morning'.

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I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.


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Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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Ant

What do you call a baby ant?
An inf-ant.
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Work

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Fool

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
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Failure

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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Elephants

How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.
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Skeleton

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.

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