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Joke Topic - 'This Morning'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'This Morning'.

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I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.


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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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Fishing

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
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Politics

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
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Dracula

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Farmer

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Pigs

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
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Favorite

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
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Permanent

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.

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