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Joke Topic - 'This Morning'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'This Morning'.

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I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.


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Vacation

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
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Thieves

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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Journalists

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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Tires

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
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Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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Blood

I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
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Parents

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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Call

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.

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