Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Vacation
How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
Thieves
A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
Journalists
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
Mother-in-law
What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
Tires
Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
Vampire
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
Blood
I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
Parents
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Call
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.