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Joke Topic - 'This Morning'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'This Morning'.


I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I'm knocking.


What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


What do you call a wizard who travels in outer space?
A flying sorcerer.

King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.

Mother Nature

When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.


Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.


Wakeup to insomnia


Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.

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