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Joke Topic - 'Think'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Think'.

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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)
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I used to think.
What made you stop?
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You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.


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Cats

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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A Minute

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
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Bull

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
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Entertainer

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
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Hill

What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.

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