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Joke Topic - 'Thin'


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I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.


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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!
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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
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Cowboys

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'
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Cargo

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
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Garlic

Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
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Archaeologists

Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.

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