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Joke Topic - 'Thin'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Thin'.

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I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.


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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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Bars

I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
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Plumber

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
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Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
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Everything

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.

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