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Joke Topic - 'Thin'


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I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.


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Scarf

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Clouds

What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.
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Bugs

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
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Fishmonger

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
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Ruthless

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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Jogging

If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
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Failure

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.

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