Joke Topic - 'Theaters'

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be

What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.

What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.