Joke Topic - 'Theaters'

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....

Doctor: I want to take your appendix out this evening.
Patient: That's okay with me, but please don't bring it home too late.

My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'

Good turns make me dizzy

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.