Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lawyers
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Driving
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
Front Door
What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.
Bananas
What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
Camelot
What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
Wet Paint
Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
Stupid
It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
Television
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
Radio
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.