Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Piano
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
A Handle
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Like
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
Finish
I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....
Appendix
Doctor: I want to take your appendix out this evening.
Patient: That's okay with me, but please don't bring it home too late.
My Mother
My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
Golf
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
Dizzy
Good turns make me dizzy
Bowling Balls
Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.