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Joke Topic - 'Theaters'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Theaters'.

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Magistrates act to keep theaters open


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Piano

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
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Finish

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....
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Appendix

Doctor: I want to take your appendix out this evening.
Patient: That's okay with me, but please don't bring it home too late.
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My Mother

My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
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Golf

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
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Dizzy

Good turns make me dizzy
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Bowling Balls

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.

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