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Joke Topic - 'Theaters'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Theaters'.

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Magistrates act to keep theaters open


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Lawyers

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
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Death

Death is hereditary
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Monopolies

Why is there only one monopolies commission?
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Sings

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
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Lifeguards

What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.

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