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Joke Topic - 'Theaters'


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Magistrates act to keep theaters open


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Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
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Lion

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
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A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.
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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Decisions

This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?

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