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Joke Topic - 'The World'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The World'.

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Read

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
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Drink

Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.
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A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
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Parrot

What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...

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