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Joke Topic - 'The World'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The World'.

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Home

Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.
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Parakeets

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Chicken

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
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Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
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Parents

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline

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