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Joke Topic - 'The World'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The World'.


How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

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I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast


Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.

A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.


Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!


What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.


Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?


I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.


What do you call a dry parrot?


Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...

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