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Joke Topic - 'The World'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The World'.

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Cash

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Book

What is black and white and red all over?
A book.
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Disinformation

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
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Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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Get Even

Don`t get even -- get odd!
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Ape

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.

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