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Joke Topic - 'The World'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The World'.


How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

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Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.


"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."

A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.


How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.


I think, therefore I'm not an MP.

Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.


What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.

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