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Joke Topic - 'The World'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The World'.


How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

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When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.


How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.


Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.


Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'


Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.


Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.


Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.


Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.

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