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Joke Topic - 'The World'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The World'.

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
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Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
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A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
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Memory

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.
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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.

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