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Joke Topic - 'The World'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The World'.


How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

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Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.


What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.


What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.

Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.


This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!


Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.


If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline

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