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Joke Topic - 'The Wind'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Wind'.


What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.

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Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!


Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.

Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."


Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.


Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.


What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.


How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.

Time Travel

There's no future in time travel


Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.

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