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Joke Topic - 'The Wind'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Wind'.

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What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.


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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
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Work

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Nothing

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
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Swiss

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.

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