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Joke Topic - 'The Wind'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Wind'.

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What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.


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Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
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Everything

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Pigeons

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.
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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Aunties

How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.
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Time Travel

There's no future in time travel
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Pigs

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.

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