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Joke Topic - 'The Willing'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Willing'.

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We the willing,
Led by the unknowing,
Are doing the impossible,
For the ungrateful.
And have done so much
With so little
For so long,
That we are now capable of doing anything
With nothing.


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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
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Food

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."
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Guess

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
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Hotels

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Elephants

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?

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