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Joke Topic - 'The Willing'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Willing'.


We the willing,
Led by the unknowing,
Are doing the impossible,
For the ungrateful.
And have done so much
With so little
For so long,
That we are now capable of doing anything
With nothing.

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