We the willing,
Led by the unknowing,
Are doing the impossible,
For the ungrateful.
And have done so much
With so little
For so long,
That we are now capable of doing anything
With nothing.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Pigeons
Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.
Birthdays
When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
The Meek
The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?
Doctors
My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
Dentists
Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
Politicians
There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.
Synonyms
Is there another word for synonym?
Snow
Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
Woodworm
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.