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Joke Topic - 'The Ungrateful'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Ungrateful'.


We the willing,
Led by the unknowing,
Are doing the impossible,
For the ungrateful.
And have done so much
With so little
For so long,
That we are now capable of doing anything
With nothing.

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What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.


Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.

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