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Joke Topic - 'The Titanic'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'The Titanic'.

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Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
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What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.


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Boyfriends

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
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Piano

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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Fool

There is at least one fool in every married couple.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?
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Apes

Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
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A Postage Stamp

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
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Money

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
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Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

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