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Joke Topic - 'The Titanic'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'The Titanic'.
Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
Mandy lifeboats.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
About half way.
What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
Iceberg.
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Dogs
Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
They get jet wag.
Cargo
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
Pigs
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
It was Valenswine's Day!
Dynamite
What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
A boom-meringue.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
I'm trying my best, sir.
Pessimists
What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
B-negative.
Lawyers
It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
Debate
Debate about hanging suspended
Fleas
What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny.
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