Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Teachers
School children march over new teachers
Pizza
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
Blondes
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
A Big Mouth
What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
Advice
Take my advice; I don't use it
anyway.
Decisions
This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
Wife
My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
King Arthur
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
Elephants
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.