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Joke Topic - 'The Titanic'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'The Titanic'.

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Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
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What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.


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Business

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
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Rabbits

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
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Errors

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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Bridge

If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
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Data

Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...
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Elephants

What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
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Sleeping

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping

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