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Joke Topic - 'The Titanic'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'The Titanic'.

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Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
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What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.


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Dogs

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
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Cargo

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
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Pigs

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
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Dynamite

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
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Pessimists

What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
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Debate

Debate about hanging suspended
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Fleas

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

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