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Joke Topic - 'The Titanic'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'The Titanic'.

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Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
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What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.


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Leave A Message

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
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Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Teletubby

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
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Brain

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Birthdays

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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Bacteria

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
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Sent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.

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