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Joke Topic - 'The Titanic' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'The Titanic'.
Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
1>What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
1>Mandy lifeboats.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About halfway.
1>About halfway.
What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
1>Iceberg.
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Vacations
What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
1>Moo Zealand.
Husbands
Mary: I hear that you have a model husband.
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately, he's not a working model.
1>Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately, he's not a working model.
Deer
How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
1>No idea.
Doctors
My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
1>The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
Lawyers
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
1>Blondes
What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
1>Pull the pin out and throw it back.
Monsters
What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
1>Wait until he is ripe.
Ugly
What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
1>The Incredible Sulk.
Astronomers
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
1>None. Astronomers prefer the dark.