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Joke Topic - 'The Titanic'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'The Titanic'.

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Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
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What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.


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Teachers

School children march over new teachers
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Pizza

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
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Advice

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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Decisions

This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
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Wife

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
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Elephants

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

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