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Joke Topic - 'The Titanic'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'The Titanic'.


Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?

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Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.


Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.


There is at least one fool in every married couple.


Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?


Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.

A Postage Stamp

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

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