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Joke Topic - 'The Titanic'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'The Titanic'.

Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.

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Teachers

School children march over new teachers

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!

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A: Artificial intelligence.

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

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