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Joke Topic - 'The Titanic'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'The Titanic'.
Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
Mandy lifeboats.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
About half way.
What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
Iceberg.
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Business
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
Rabbits
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a
frog?
A bunny ribbit.
A bunny ribbit.
A Comedian
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Ghosts
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
Peeka-boo.
Errors
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
Bridge
If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
Data
Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...
Joan of ARC...
Elephants
What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
A get wellephant.
Sleeping
Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
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