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Joke Topic - 'The Titanic'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'The Titanic'.
Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
Mandy lifeboats.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
About half way.
What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
Iceberg.
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Leave A Message
So long as phones can ring and eyes can see,
So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
Lawyers
"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
Teletubby
What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
A tubby
Brain
Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
Doughnut
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
Birthdays
When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
After it’s been sliced.
Surrealists
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
A fish.
Bacteria
Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
Sent
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
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