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Joke Topic - 'The Titanic' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'The Titanic'.
Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
Mandy lifeboats.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About halfway.
About halfway.
What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
Iceberg.
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Vampires
What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
Bat-minton.
Bosses
Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet, who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet, who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
Elephants
My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant that Won't talk to me.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'
Girlfriends
When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
Kings
Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
Because they both have pages.
Toast
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Egon.
Egon who?
Egon toast.
Who's there?
Egon.
Egon who?
Egon toast.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs before my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Everything
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.