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Joke Topic - 'The Queen'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Queen'.

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Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.


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Judges

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.
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Owls

What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
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Memory

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
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Dyslexic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
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Count

What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.

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