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Joke Topic - 'The Queen'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Queen'.

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Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.


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Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
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Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
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Engineer

Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.
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Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
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Cats

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

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