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Joke Topic - 'The Queen'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Queen'.


Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.

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Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.


My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.


Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.


Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.


Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'


What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.


How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.


How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

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