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Joke Topic - 'The Queen'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Queen'.


Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.

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The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.


What do owls celebrate at the end of October?


How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.


A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.


What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.


What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.


Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.


Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.

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