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Joke Topic - 'The Pub'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Pub'.
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending too much time at the pub, so
one night he decided to take her along with him. "What would you like?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of beers. When they came, he drank his down in one go. His wife took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that tastes horrible! I don't know how you can drink this ghastly stuff night after night."
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you thought I was out enjoying myself every night!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you thought I was out enjoying myself every night!"
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