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Joke Topic - 'The Party'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Party'.

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You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.


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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Abbreviation

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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Batman

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
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Farmers

A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9
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Cookies

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
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Cats

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
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Bankers

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.

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