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Joke Topic - 'The Party'


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You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.


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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Butter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Teeth

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Cats

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
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Daughter

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
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Alcohol

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Witches

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'

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