Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Musician
What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
Santa Claus
How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
Teachers
Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
Kilts
Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt?
It was Boney Prince Charlie.
Banks
I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
Love To
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
Birds
What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.
Going
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?