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Joke Topic - 'The Meek'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Meek'.


The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.


Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.


My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.


Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.


Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!


How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.


Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.

Great Britain

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper

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