Joke Topic - 'The Meek'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Meek'.

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?

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London

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.

Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.

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