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Joke Topic - 'The Meek'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Meek'.

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The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?


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Clown

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
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Advice

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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Woodpeckers

My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.
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Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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Teachers

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
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Beer

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
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Ghosts

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
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Great Britain

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper

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