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Joke Topic - 'The London Marathon'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The London Marathon'.

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Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.


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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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Bees

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
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Caught

Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Cabbage

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
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The Internet

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
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Blondes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
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Courts

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

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