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Joke Topic - 'The London Marathon'


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Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.


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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.
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Watch

Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
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Rome

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.
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An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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