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Joke Topic - 'The Loch Ness Monster'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Loch Ness Monster'.

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How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.


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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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Wife

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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Walk

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
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Thieves

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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Houses

A man's house is his hassle.

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