Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Frogs
What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Cows
Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
Dracula
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Parrots
What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
Wife
My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
Walk
What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
Thieves
A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
Houses
A man's house is his hassle.